Indecent Proposal
Tim recounts the tale of the insanely creative and romantic way he proposed to his sweetie. Let me recount the tale of the insanely creative and romantic way I proposed to my last wife.Woke up on New Year's morning with appropriate hangover.
Looked over at woman laying next to me.
Belched.
Said, "You wanna get married?"
Farted.
I wonder why it didn't last.
posted by Nashville Knucklehead @ 7:10 PM
2 Comments:
omg, I'm swooning over here. Nothing says "I'll cherish you for eternity" like a good "dutch oven."
Oh could it be true, Knuck? Are we.... soulmates? lol...
btw, I'm hammered right now. (full disclosure)...
well...at least you farted after you asked her, I feel fairly certain if it had been the other way around she wouldn't have even said yes...or whatever her reply was
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