My Favorite Sub-Atomic Joke
Two atoms are walking down the street. The first atom turns to the second and says,"I just lost an electron."
The second atom says, "Are you sure?"
The first atom says, "I'm positive."
Ba dum dum.
posted by Nashville Knucklehead @ 7:28 PM
2 Comments:
Yay! You should really win a prize for this joke. It is just that good. The best part? Imagining the little electron booping out of the atom's butt like a little rabbit turd. BOOP!
I'm sitting in a bar in Memphis at this very moment.
We are all staring at the monkey.
There are probably ten of us.
You are famous in a juke joint in the land of Elvis.
Just saying.
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