Nashville Knucklehead

A comfortable buzz

I came across Knitting Nyxxie's blog. It was about knitting. Who knew knitting was so popular? I scrolled through it quickly, looking for some sign that "knitting" was really code for "death to imperialist pigs." Could I have uncovered an Al Qeada bomb-building instructional site?

No. It's really about knitting.

So I was about to leave and I noticed a list of completed, nearly completed and future-planned knitting projects. The list was typical: Ugg Baby Booties for Co-Worker, Blue Fun Fur scarf for bosses Wife, Blue Fun Fur scarf for bosses daughter, Drop Stitch Scarf for the Scarf Swap, etc. etc.

Then one jumped out at me: Vibrator Cozy.

I can only think of one thing to say, and it is a phrase I never, ever use:

"You go, girl."

posted by Nashville Knucklehead @ 10:35 AM