Not Fit for Frat
Sentence my 5-year-old daughter said recently that was cute because she is five, but I hope she never has a reason to say at a frat party when she is older:"I'm a naked hula dancer, dancing and showing her kookie-koo."
Follow-up sentence she said to me, which she is welcome to say at any Frat party when she is older:
"I just tooted."
posted by Nashville Knucklehead @ 9:09 AM
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I woke up at 6 am this morning to a 7-year old shaking her booty to "Get Up Offa That Thing." I don't know what the thought process was here -- she looked surprised that I had been disturbed by the Godfather of Soul funking away at volume 11 right next to my bed.
Hunh. Good Gawd.
God Bless the father of a girl.
Please Lord, bequeath your wisdom and patience on this poor soul.
Amen
Bridgett,
Your 7-year-old chooses James Brown on purpose? You have nothing to worry about.
Exador,
Thank you for your prayers.
Today when I was walking through the kitchen, she was playing under the table with her dolls humming "Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes and making her dollies do the handclaps, correcting them when they missed the beat. So yeah, we're good here.
Threaten to show this post to any frat boys she meets when she is older, it will keep her away from frat boys.
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