Friday, April 14, 2006

Not Fit for Frat

Sentence my 5-year-old daughter said recently that was cute because she is five, but I hope she never has a reason to say at a frat party when she is older:

"I'm a naked hula dancer, dancing and showing her kookie-koo."

Follow-up sentence she said to me, which she is welcome to say at any Frat party when she is older:

"I just tooted."

5 Comments:

At 8:22 PM , Blogger bridgett said...

I woke up at 6 am this morning to a 7-year old shaking her booty to "Get Up Offa That Thing." I don't know what the thought process was here -- she looked surprised that I had been disturbed by the Godfather of Soul funking away at volume 11 right next to my bed.

Hunh. Good Gawd.

 
At 9:51 PM , Blogger Exador said...

God Bless the father of a girl.

Please Lord, bequeath your wisdom and patience on this poor soul.

Amen

 
At 6:37 PM , Blogger Nashville Knucklehead said...

Bridgett,
Your 7-year-old chooses James Brown on purpose? You have nothing to worry about.

Exador,
Thank you for your prayers.

 
At 1:30 PM , Blogger bridgett said...

Today when I was walking through the kitchen, she was playing under the table with her dolls humming "Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes and making her dollies do the handclaps, correcting them when they missed the beat. So yeah, we're good here.

 
At 7:44 AM , Blogger Spin_Doc1 said...

Threaten to show this post to any frat boys she meets when she is older, it will keep her away from frat boys.

 

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