Sunday, March 12, 2006

Another Year Gone

Another year gone.

Good Lord.

I'm really getting old.

This isn't the way I pictured it at all.

Of course, look at my role models when I was a kid. There was the Dad on the Brady Bunch.

Turns out he was gay.

And the Dad on Bewitched.

Gay.

Well, I'm decidedly not gay. I think I'd know by now if I was. I've even got a kid. That required having heterosexual intercourse.

Yep. Not gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I have to wear those goddam half glasses to read anything.

But I have all my hair. In fact, it's longer than it's been in over a decade. Mid-life crisis hair?

Naw, just lazy. Too lazy to cut it.

I'm probably the oldest guy in the world with a blog that isn't about being pissed off at the liberals.

I guess I should use this day for some deep introspection.

Fuck that, I have a tee time out at Hermitage in an hour. They have two courses. We're playing the old course.

Naturally.

Vince Gill was out there last time. We made small talk about the weather.

At noon I can buy beer.

No matter how old you get, you still can't buy beer here before noon on a Sunday.

Unless there's a Titans home game.

What a stupid law.

5 Comments:

At 9:49 AM , Blogger Aunt B said...

Happy Birthday!

 
At 12:32 PM , Blogger bridgett said...

Happy Birthday. It's also my husband's birthday, which must mean that March 12 produced a run of smart, funny men who are definitely not gay. Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

 
At 1:42 PM , Blogger newscoma said...

Just got my first bifocals. And, as a woman, I just got the curly hair cut off because I am incredibly lazy.
Happy Birthday from the west side of the state.
I'll have a frothy hopps and barley beverage in your honor.

 
At 8:43 PM , Blogger Tennessee Jed said...

Happy Birthday Knucklehead! I am in the middle of life too at 41 I am really at the 2/3 mark according to my forefathers spans.

East end of the state best wishes for the next year and many more! The best years are yet to come.

 
At 12:09 AM , Blogger Ryan said...

Happy, Happy.

Ryan

 

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