Giving Away Veterinary SecretsI played golf with my pal the Veterinarian today. The following conversation occurred on the 18th tee, while waiting for the group in front to clear.
Me: Dude, my dog's breath is worse than ever.
Vet: We can clean her teeth if you want.
Me: It's not her teeth, her breath literally smells like shit.
Vet: Well, she's probably eating her own shit.
Me: Is there anything I can do about that?
Vet: Sprinkle Adolph's Meat Tenderizer on her food. It will make her stop eating her own shit.
Me: (Dumbfounded stare)
Vet: Just do it! I do this for a living, ya know!
Got me some Adolph's on the way home.