Man, she would kill me.
CLC was bragging the other day how he sometimes stops on his way home to buy flowers for no reason. He got a collective swoon from all his female readers. Well, I want one of those collective swoons from all my female readers. So I'm going to tell you something. I bought flowers for my girlfriend last week too. And I bought them "just because."Just because it was her birthday. Her 40th birthday.
She has quit reading my crap here, so I am safe in doing what I am about to do. See, she just turned forty but she looks like she's 29. She's really hot. Well, we were feeling a little fiesty the other night, and she agreed to let me take some pretty racy pictures of her. I normally wouldn't do this, but I'm just so proud of her. This may not be safe for work. If she sees this on here, she's going to kill me.
posted by Nashville Knucklehead @ 6:49 PM
5 Comments:
She's a sexy beast.
She been eating those new-fangled fried apples?
Not. Work. Safe.
Is that Ric James' sister?
Auuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrgh! My eyes!
You'd better buy her some expensive-ass flowers dude.
Especially when she hears about you flrting with the Rocketboom chick.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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