Friday, February 16, 2007

Stacy is the Man!

Stacy Campfield is the most brilliant legislator to ever grace the hallowed halls of that big building on the hill downtown. He introduces legislation that has no chance of passing, and as a result, he get on the TV and in the newspapers all over the place. And the newspapers have headlines like the one in the New York Times: Tennessee: Death Certificates for Abortions. And Mother Jones: Tennessee To Require Death Certificates For Aborted Fetuses.

Brilliant! Stacy, You Da Man! Convincing the world that the whole state thinks like you do! Brilliant!

On an unrelated note, the functionally illiterate Campfield can continue to operate in Nashville since the mayor has vetoed the English Language Bill.

4 Comments:

At 8:52 AM , Blogger newscoma said...

Your last line is brilliant. Absolutely, exquisite.

 
At 1:43 PM , Anonymous john h said...

That last line made my day and probably my week.

Kudos to the master...

 
At 6:12 AM , Blogger Kat Coble said...

Yeah, but is Stacey the only functionally illiterate one? I mean, what's with these outside news organisations acting like his stunt bill had already passed???

 
At 8:27 PM , Anonymous lcreekmo said...

Hahhahahahah brilliant.

 

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