Nashville Knucklehead

I've Been Everywhere, Man

That hotel commercial that bastardizes "I've Been Everywhere" really chaps my ass.

Having said that, I've been everywhere, man. Off the top of my head, in no particular order, without help of a map, I've been to:

Bahamas, Peurto Rico, Barbados, Granada, Grand Cayman, Jamaica, Panama, Venezuela, Aruba, Mexico, St. Thomas, St. Croix, St. John, St. Maarten, Curacao, Dominica, Costa Rica, Pago Pago, Bora Bora, New Zealand, Australia, New Guinea, Jakarta, Java, Thailand, Korea, Japan, China, Canada, Singapore, Hong Kong, Viet Nam, Malaysia, Guadalupe, Martinique, St. Barts, Dominican Republic, Fiji, Indiana.

posted by Nashville Knucklehead @ 12:18 PM