Lawn Care
I was watching the local morning news yesterday, and our crack meteorologist informed us that today (Sunday) was going to be rainy, and that yesterday would be a good day to cut the grass. Later he read and email.I was all loaded up to go have breakfast and play 18 holes with my buddies, but my wife saw your forecast, and now I am stuck at home mowing the lawn. Thanks a lot.
Joe in Clarksville
Hey Joe in Clarksville,
Be careful with that lawnmower. You obviously lost your testicles somewhere, they might be out there in the grass.
Knuck
posted by Nashville Knucklehead @ 7:57 AM
2 Comments:
I saw that same forecast, and, Mr. Meteorologist was all, "I told you so" this morning.
It appears that Stephen Colbert is gathered, in a cover operation, all the testicles that were easily snatch for this speech at the White House Correspondent Dinner.
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